Ok, the Tebow craze is bananas. Like seriously nuts. Back up Jesus has turned into our Lord and Savior. In addition to somehow energizing the Denver D and going an improbable 5-1, he also has ended the NBA lockout, broken up Kim and Chris, solved global warming, brought Sandusky to justice, helped UNLV to victory......he is....the most interesting man in the NFL. All while passing like a pop-warner linebacker. Poor, poor John Elway.
Dare I go on? Is there anything else to discuss in the NFL today? Not if Skip Bayless has anything to say about it. BUT, I will see if I can dig up some gems.....
Tommy Uggs is back. Damn. I was sort of enjoying their supposed fall from grace. But really? Did anyone think that Giselle's husband was going to give up his AFC throne that easily to a himbo from NY? Defense or no, the Pat's still have Laurel and Hardy as receiver/TE - Welker (who frankly gives Pedroia a run for his money as the shortest, most beloved Boston sports figure) and Gradkowski (or is that the kicker) a BEAST of a TE who runs like a gazelle. How on earth does he do that. For the record, none of the above are on my all pro-hot team. Well, Tommy Uggs has a permanent slot, I forgot, damn him.
Speaking of sexy Rexy - is anyone besides me TOTALLY freaked out by his brother Rob? I can't watch the Cowboys for fear that I may catch a glimpse of him. With that said, Laurent Robinson - thank you, my fantasy team is SO happy you have arrived! And with the Eagles horrific dream to nightmare season, I think I may be reverting back to another former TO team - let's go Cowboys....as long as I avert my eyes from Rob and onto say....hmmm...Bradie James (def all-pro hot team) then I am good. Plus, if the 'Boys can knock out the Giants, bring it!
But back to Rex, ok. LT is old and hurt, Shonn Greene is hurt (I think...right?) - so you're running game is suspect. You have Santonio - ok. Plax? TBD. You know who you need, right? Come on faithful readers, say it with me.......TO!!! Dustin, you can give up 81, correct? There is still time. Excuse me, I need to go make a call to Drew Rosenhaus.
What else, Packers undefeated, yeah, yeah. Ok, Aaron Rodgers is an absolute beast. He has essentially been perfect this year and has virtually erased the memories of that narcissistic gungslinger Fav-ra. His play would ALMOST garner him a spot on the APHT (all pro hot team for you slower readers), but sadly, it doesnt - sorry ARodge. Although, guess who's getting his groove back and can give ARodge a run for his money? Breesy baby. And his scar is just cool enough that he can sit the bench on the APHT - not a starter, but definitely some playing time. Go Saints. I would say "who dat", but I don't really get that, to be honest. So there's that.
Niners lost on Thanksgiving in a heartbreaker to the Ravens - sans my number one, veteran APHT (and my future husband) #62. He may not have been playing, but his pre-game huddle was in full effect. Does anyone else get goosebumps watching that pre-game pep talk/yell? And PS, Torrey Smith, welcome to the APHT! As for the Niners, you will be fine - hell, Wilbon thinks you are better than New Orleans so, keep your left coast chins up. And Vernon, please re-grow your hair. Please?
Lions, for the first time in what feels like forever, people were happy to watch you on Thanksgiving. And what happens? Ndamukong Suh "accidentally" stomps on their chances of a victory. Now, in fairness, their big chance and they are playing the Packers? That's just rough luck, but come on Suh? And, unlike Baby's dad, when you are wrong, you don't say you are wrong and that's just, well, wrong. Ok, am I the only one who got that last line :)
Indy, sorry. Really sorry. Good Luck. Haha. So obvious.
Michael Vick - as I mention in virtually every post - I love you. Is there something I don't know about your rib injury that makes it different from Tony Romo's? I mean, how can you let TRomo look tougher than you? Strap on your kevlar and get back out there! Well, too late now. No need to rush back. We can continue to watch Vince Young throw like a girl, to the other team. Hey, at least his girly throws put up some numbers for my fantasy team.
Ok, I have gone on WAY to long so the time has come for me to wrap it up.
Welcome back NBA - except for those stuck in China! Woops, shoulda read that small print! Go Lakers!
OK, peace out and Drew - call me. We can make magic with TO and the Jets. Really. Hey wait, maybe Tebow can help me negotiate this deal. I'll call him.
Peace and go Yankees! Ok, too early. Go Lakers! and for the love of Tebow - bring back TO!
Dare I go on? Is there anything else to discuss in the NFL today? Not if Skip Bayless has anything to say about it. BUT, I will see if I can dig up some gems.....
Tommy Uggs is back. Damn. I was sort of enjoying their supposed fall from grace. But really? Did anyone think that Giselle's husband was going to give up his AFC throne that easily to a himbo from NY? Defense or no, the Pat's still have Laurel and Hardy as receiver/TE - Welker (who frankly gives Pedroia a run for his money as the shortest, most beloved Boston sports figure) and Gradkowski (or is that the kicker) a BEAST of a TE who runs like a gazelle. How on earth does he do that. For the record, none of the above are on my all pro-hot team. Well, Tommy Uggs has a permanent slot, I forgot, damn him.
Speaking of sexy Rexy - is anyone besides me TOTALLY freaked out by his brother Rob? I can't watch the Cowboys for fear that I may catch a glimpse of him. With that said, Laurent Robinson - thank you, my fantasy team is SO happy you have arrived! And with the Eagles horrific dream to nightmare season, I think I may be reverting back to another former TO team - let's go Cowboys....as long as I avert my eyes from Rob and onto say....hmmm...Bradie James (def all-pro hot team) then I am good. Plus, if the 'Boys can knock out the Giants, bring it!
But back to Rex, ok. LT is old and hurt, Shonn Greene is hurt (I think...right?) - so you're running game is suspect. You have Santonio - ok. Plax? TBD. You know who you need, right? Come on faithful readers, say it with me.......TO!!! Dustin, you can give up 81, correct? There is still time. Excuse me, I need to go make a call to Drew Rosenhaus.
What else, Packers undefeated, yeah, yeah. Ok, Aaron Rodgers is an absolute beast. He has essentially been perfect this year and has virtually erased the memories of that narcissistic gungslinger Fav-ra. His play would ALMOST garner him a spot on the APHT (all pro hot team for you slower readers), but sadly, it doesnt - sorry ARodge. Although, guess who's getting his groove back and can give ARodge a run for his money? Breesy baby. And his scar is just cool enough that he can sit the bench on the APHT - not a starter, but definitely some playing time. Go Saints. I would say "who dat", but I don't really get that, to be honest. So there's that.
Niners lost on Thanksgiving in a heartbreaker to the Ravens - sans my number one, veteran APHT (and my future husband) #62. He may not have been playing, but his pre-game huddle was in full effect. Does anyone else get goosebumps watching that pre-game pep talk/yell? And PS, Torrey Smith, welcome to the APHT! As for the Niners, you will be fine - hell, Wilbon thinks you are better than New Orleans so, keep your left coast chins up. And Vernon, please re-grow your hair. Please?
Lions, for the first time in what feels like forever, people were happy to watch you on Thanksgiving. And what happens? Ndamukong Suh "accidentally" stomps on their chances of a victory. Now, in fairness, their big chance and they are playing the Packers? That's just rough luck, but come on Suh? And, unlike Baby's dad, when you are wrong, you don't say you are wrong and that's just, well, wrong. Ok, am I the only one who got that last line :)
Indy, sorry. Really sorry. Good Luck. Haha. So obvious.
Michael Vick - as I mention in virtually every post - I love you. Is there something I don't know about your rib injury that makes it different from Tony Romo's? I mean, how can you let TRomo look tougher than you? Strap on your kevlar and get back out there! Well, too late now. No need to rush back. We can continue to watch Vince Young throw like a girl, to the other team. Hey, at least his girly throws put up some numbers for my fantasy team.
Ok, I have gone on WAY to long so the time has come for me to wrap it up.
Welcome back NBA - except for those stuck in China! Woops, shoulda read that small print! Go Lakers!
OK, peace out and Drew - call me. We can make magic with TO and the Jets. Really. Hey wait, maybe Tebow can help me negotiate this deal. I'll call him.
Peace and go Yankees! Ok, too early. Go Lakers! and for the love of Tebow - bring back TO!
Tell 'em how you really feel! In tears every time I read "Tommy Uggs"
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