My sincerest apologies for the delay. I am sure that you, my faithful readers, have been continually logging in, hoping for a new post. Wondering, when, oh when, is a new GJWWF post coming out?!? Well, it's not that I haven't wanted to post, but for the past two weeks, I have been holding my breath....literally holding my breath hoping my man Michael Vick wasn't concussed (it's minor!), doesn't have a broken hand (it's bruised!), gets calls from the refs (he doesn't!). It isn't easy to blog whilst holding one's breath. So today, he's back, right? He throws for a personal record 416 yards, 2 TDs and the Eagles....what? The Eagles LOST! Thanks to two missed FGs and a late game fumble....a non-concussed, bruised handed Mike Vick leads his Eagles to a loss....to the NINERS! UGH.
Oh wait, there are other stories in the NFL, you say? Tom Brady cut his hair! My guess? He took a look at himself pouting on the Buffalo sidelines after his 4th INT and said, good Lord! I have got to cut that off. Speaking of Buffalo - how about it! 3-1 and 1st in the AFC EAST! They lost a heartbreaker today to....Cincy? Uh oh. Cincy? They did humiliate the Pats though so if they don't win another game for the rest of the season, it was a successful season!
But wait, there's another success story out there....and it isn't Ocho Cinco! How about them Lions! 4 - 0. WOW! One sentence....Stafford to Megatron! I know there is more to it, but that is the fun part to watch!
How about that Cam Newton? OK, he may or may not win games, but the kid can throw and he always keeps it exciting. How do I know? Steve Smith is on my fantasy team...
How about that Tony Romo? He's a bum! He's a hero! Poor Tony.
How about every sports announcer in the world owes Mike Shanahan an apology. He saw it, he knew. Diva McNabb was done. Frankly, TO saw it first, but no one will admit that! (Except maybe TO....). How sad are the Vikings? I mean, AP is AP and you can't win a game? Sad. But hey, at least he has eclipsed his 39 passing yards 1st game total.
How about Rex Grossman, sage? I mean, he was mocked, not just by me either for saying the Redskins were a team to be reckoned with. Well guess what? The reckoning is here. They are pretty legit. Better than the dream team, sadly. I still believe in you Eagles!!!
How about some perennial powerhouses looking a little long in the tooth? Obviously, Indy. So sad, turns out Peyton Manning should have won MVP EVERY year that he was in the league because they can't even play a high school team at this point.
Pittsburgh? Ok, they are 2-2, but don't they look...well...OLD? They just don't look like the Steelers of the past....stay tuned.
Now, time for my current all pro hot team:
QB: Michael Vick; Tom Brady and March Sanchez backing up (now that he has cut his hair! Finally). Cam is on the bench for sure.
WR: Megatron! Larry Fitz and TO (ok, ok, but he will be back)
RB: Tough, tough position. Reggie Bush? Is Lawrence Maroney still playing? What about Marion Barber?
TE: Vernon Davis - despite his hair.
Def: Um, have you met me? Ray Lewis! James Harrison, Demarcus Ware!
I would also like to finish this week's blog with a rant. Chris Carter! Who the hell made you the authority on everything? Is it me or is he next only to Skip Bayless on the extremely annoying level. Correct me if I am wrong, but at one point you were an alcoholic WR who was essentially kicked off the Eagles. Be easy and remember where you came from. Ugh. Unless it's Randy Moss, he doesn't like you.
Finally, to the state of Michigan - the NFL gods have given you Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, Eminem and Hung. The Tigers aren't beating the Yankees. Got that? Despite Girardi's doing everything can to help you, you are not beating the Yankees!
Ok, gotta go. I know this wasn't one of my best, but rest assured, I am back and will be better than ever (credit Mike and Mike).
See ya.
Go Yankees.
Peace.
Oh wait, there are other stories in the NFL, you say? Tom Brady cut his hair! My guess? He took a look at himself pouting on the Buffalo sidelines after his 4th INT and said, good Lord! I have got to cut that off. Speaking of Buffalo - how about it! 3-1 and 1st in the AFC EAST! They lost a heartbreaker today to....Cincy? Uh oh. Cincy? They did humiliate the Pats though so if they don't win another game for the rest of the season, it was a successful season!
But wait, there's another success story out there....and it isn't Ocho Cinco! How about them Lions! 4 - 0. WOW! One sentence....Stafford to Megatron! I know there is more to it, but that is the fun part to watch!
How about that Cam Newton? OK, he may or may not win games, but the kid can throw and he always keeps it exciting. How do I know? Steve Smith is on my fantasy team...
How about that Tony Romo? He's a bum! He's a hero! Poor Tony.
How about every sports announcer in the world owes Mike Shanahan an apology. He saw it, he knew. Diva McNabb was done. Frankly, TO saw it first, but no one will admit that! (Except maybe TO....). How sad are the Vikings? I mean, AP is AP and you can't win a game? Sad. But hey, at least he has eclipsed his 39 passing yards 1st game total.
How about Rex Grossman, sage? I mean, he was mocked, not just by me either for saying the Redskins were a team to be reckoned with. Well guess what? The reckoning is here. They are pretty legit. Better than the dream team, sadly. I still believe in you Eagles!!!
How about some perennial powerhouses looking a little long in the tooth? Obviously, Indy. So sad, turns out Peyton Manning should have won MVP EVERY year that he was in the league because they can't even play a high school team at this point.
Pittsburgh? Ok, they are 2-2, but don't they look...well...OLD? They just don't look like the Steelers of the past....stay tuned.
Now, time for my current all pro hot team:
QB: Michael Vick; Tom Brady and March Sanchez backing up (now that he has cut his hair! Finally). Cam is on the bench for sure.
WR: Megatron! Larry Fitz and TO (ok, ok, but he will be back)
RB: Tough, tough position. Reggie Bush? Is Lawrence Maroney still playing? What about Marion Barber?
TE: Vernon Davis - despite his hair.
Def: Um, have you met me? Ray Lewis! James Harrison, Demarcus Ware!
I would also like to finish this week's blog with a rant. Chris Carter! Who the hell made you the authority on everything? Is it me or is he next only to Skip Bayless on the extremely annoying level. Correct me if I am wrong, but at one point you were an alcoholic WR who was essentially kicked off the Eagles. Be easy and remember where you came from. Ugh. Unless it's Randy Moss, he doesn't like you.
Finally, to the state of Michigan - the NFL gods have given you Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, Eminem and Hung. The Tigers aren't beating the Yankees. Got that? Despite Girardi's doing everything can to help you, you are not beating the Yankees!
Ok, gotta go. I know this wasn't one of my best, but rest assured, I am back and will be better than ever (credit Mike and Mike).
See ya.
Go Yankees.
Peace.
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