Hello faithful readers! Happy Holidays!! Wow, it has been since Thanksgiving. So sorry, I have been busy burying my head in the hopes that the Tebow mania would FINALLY, MERCIFULLY come to an end. Well, he lost. "But look how much he's improved!" Says Skip Bayless...."He's definitely going to be a Bronco next year" said a beleagured, tebowed-down John Elway. Nope, the Tebow mania continues. He wins - Tebow is the great motivator, he just knows how to win! He loses? Tebow left it all on the field, he just got beat by Tommy Uggs - show me someone in the league who hasnt! A noble defeat. I get it, he's teflon Tebow! Santa, all I want for Christmas is one Tebow free Sports Center. Please? I have been nice.
But here I am, getting caught up in it. A whole paragraph has gone by and I have not once mentioned the suddenly soaring Philadelphia Eagles! Welcome back Vick! With you in the game, so is Desean. With Desean in the game, Shady gets room to run and run forest run! The man is the fastest in the league, sorry AP. Shady just may run his way to the playoffs. What? How so, you say. Watch this.....
Jets beat the Giants this weekend; Eagles beat the Boys - hell, even Jerry is nervous, just ask him. Next week......
Eagles beat the Skins, Boys beat the Giants. EAGLES win the division! WHAT? Hey Santa, I take it back. All I want for Christmas is the aforementioned scenario. Stranger things have happened. Dream team indeed! Ok, but I won't get ahead of myself. Eli/Coughlin have to choke against Sanchez and Sexy Rexy....Come on Gang Green. Do it for me. Do it for Greeny. Do it for the kids. Cromartie's kids.
What else? Packers finally went down. To the Saints? Nope. Falcons? Nope. Niners? Negative, they went down to the mighty, mighty Chiefs. Led by? Former Tebow stand in - Kyle Orton! How about that. Seems Orton knows how to win too! Tebow must have taught him.
Breesy is about to take down Marino's single season passing record. Who thinks that secretly Dan Marino is praying for some sort of freak hand accident to hit Drew Brees this weekend? Deep, deep down inside. Hey? How did TU not break it the season he played with Randy? Hmmm.
Can someone explain Tebow mania when it should be CAMcrazy! Love Cam Newton - watching him throw the football doesnt make you cringe and want to suggest he try a differenct sport (a la Tebow), he runs like the wind and he is adorable. Definitely all rookie pro hot team MVP. Oh wait, Tebow isn't a rookie! Everyone just keeps saying he is!
How about them Dolphins. Who loves to spoil the dream for their opponents more than them? Spoiler alert, Reggie Bush is back to legit! Back with kimmy too?
The Colts win on the same day they announce that Peyton Manning will not play this year. Hmmm....perhaps they should have made that announcement earlier, that way the team wouldn't have waited for him each game. But really? Did they mean he will never play for the Colts again. Tear....
Ha! As predicted, Diva McNabb did NOT get picked up. Karma's a bitch Chester Cheetoh! Ok, TO didn't get picked up either. Maybe it actually was mutual and karma is kicking both their asses. Nope. I don't like that scenario. I still say it was all McNabb and his mom that ruined the TO to McNabb awesomeness that was Philly.
My love Ray comes back, screams in the huddle and the Ravens get mauled by the Chargers. Total coincidence. Ray, you and your boys will win the division. Take that bathroom Ben. Why did you play on that ankle anyway? Omar Epps senior, you should have stopped him! Oh, and speaking of THAT game. Someone should tell the electric guy at Candlestick - its just the name of the stadium, not the preferred method of lighting.
Can you believe there are only two weeks left in the regular season? It seems like just yesterday the lockout ended and everyone was dancing in the streets. Tear again. Thank God the NBA is back. Idol's back. College basketball is heating up....and so are the Eagles!! (See above). All is not lost.
Ok, I am beginning to bore even my number one fan - myself. I can't let this post end without a shout out to Lamar and Khloe. Dallas doesn't know whats about to happen! Lamar, no more clotheslining Dirk! Be nice now! Lakers....WTF were you thinking/ Ugh.
Ok, peace out. Noel. Merry, merry. Happy happy.
Go Yankees (and no...it's not too early).
Peace.
Tebow.
But here I am, getting caught up in it. A whole paragraph has gone by and I have not once mentioned the suddenly soaring Philadelphia Eagles! Welcome back Vick! With you in the game, so is Desean. With Desean in the game, Shady gets room to run and run forest run! The man is the fastest in the league, sorry AP. Shady just may run his way to the playoffs. What? How so, you say. Watch this.....
Jets beat the Giants this weekend; Eagles beat the Boys - hell, even Jerry is nervous, just ask him. Next week......
Eagles beat the Skins, Boys beat the Giants. EAGLES win the division! WHAT? Hey Santa, I take it back. All I want for Christmas is the aforementioned scenario. Stranger things have happened. Dream team indeed! Ok, but I won't get ahead of myself. Eli/Coughlin have to choke against Sanchez and Sexy Rexy....Come on Gang Green. Do it for me. Do it for Greeny. Do it for the kids. Cromartie's kids.
What else? Packers finally went down. To the Saints? Nope. Falcons? Nope. Niners? Negative, they went down to the mighty, mighty Chiefs. Led by? Former Tebow stand in - Kyle Orton! How about that. Seems Orton knows how to win too! Tebow must have taught him.
Breesy is about to take down Marino's single season passing record. Who thinks that secretly Dan Marino is praying for some sort of freak hand accident to hit Drew Brees this weekend? Deep, deep down inside. Hey? How did TU not break it the season he played with Randy? Hmmm.
Can someone explain Tebow mania when it should be CAMcrazy! Love Cam Newton - watching him throw the football doesnt make you cringe and want to suggest he try a differenct sport (a la Tebow), he runs like the wind and he is adorable. Definitely all rookie pro hot team MVP. Oh wait, Tebow isn't a rookie! Everyone just keeps saying he is!
How about them Dolphins. Who loves to spoil the dream for their opponents more than them? Spoiler alert, Reggie Bush is back to legit! Back with kimmy too?
The Colts win on the same day they announce that Peyton Manning will not play this year. Hmmm....perhaps they should have made that announcement earlier, that way the team wouldn't have waited for him each game. But really? Did they mean he will never play for the Colts again. Tear....
Ha! As predicted, Diva McNabb did NOT get picked up. Karma's a bitch Chester Cheetoh! Ok, TO didn't get picked up either. Maybe it actually was mutual and karma is kicking both their asses. Nope. I don't like that scenario. I still say it was all McNabb and his mom that ruined the TO to McNabb awesomeness that was Philly.
My love Ray comes back, screams in the huddle and the Ravens get mauled by the Chargers. Total coincidence. Ray, you and your boys will win the division. Take that bathroom Ben. Why did you play on that ankle anyway? Omar Epps senior, you should have stopped him! Oh, and speaking of THAT game. Someone should tell the electric guy at Candlestick - its just the name of the stadium, not the preferred method of lighting.
Can you believe there are only two weeks left in the regular season? It seems like just yesterday the lockout ended and everyone was dancing in the streets. Tear again. Thank God the NBA is back. Idol's back. College basketball is heating up....and so are the Eagles!! (See above). All is not lost.
Ok, I am beginning to bore even my number one fan - myself. I can't let this post end without a shout out to Lamar and Khloe. Dallas doesn't know whats about to happen! Lamar, no more clotheslining Dirk! Be nice now! Lakers....WTF were you thinking/ Ugh.
Ok, peace out. Noel. Merry, merry. Happy happy.
Go Yankees (and no...it's not too early).
Peace.
Tebow.
